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How About That!
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4/13/2007 4:29 PM |
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| Today's going to be special, y'all. At least if I have anything to do with it!! |
By mitch on
12/18/2008 2:00 AM
The New York Times figured out the secret to showmanship by watching an elderly person sing some kind of ancient fugue.

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By mitch on
11/11/2008 3:14 PM
Looks like the Karate Kid is happening again.

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By mitch on
10/24/2008 4:20 PM
This story takes me back to the creation of RBI's first logo, made by carving the letters RBI crudely into a sponge and then inking it onto a shirt. I remember being every bit as surprised to see the backwards letters as this young lady must have been when she first unveiled her racist cheek art.
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By mitch on
10/5/2008 9:48 AM
This just in from an alternate universe: Introducing President Nancy Pelosi!
McCain-Obama tie possible in US presidential race
By Andy Sullivan
WASHINGTON, Oct 5 (Reuters) - What if it's a tie?
[Blah blah blah, then:]
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become acting president if neither chamber could settle on a president or vice president but she would have to resign her post.
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By mitch on
10/2/2008 2:57 PM
Sometimes it seems like everything you do is wrong.
But you certainly weren't wrong when you first heard Blind Melon and thought, "This is the song of the summer!"
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By mitch on
9/8/2008 5:12 PM
Oh Shit! The world might end soon. Also, check out the funny science rap!
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By mitch on
9/3/2008 2:40 PM
At least you’re not making minimum wage sitting in a dunking booth at a ragtag carnival outside a Sam’s Club.
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By mitch on
8/27/2008 1:19 PM
Here’s an idea for a movie. You can have it if you like. It’s called Cinderblock-erella. About a young woman who works hard all day in the cinderblock factory. There’s none of that finding a prince stuff though. The cinderblock industry is super demanding, and besides, she enjoys the work.

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By mitch on
8/21/2008 5:37 PM
Today’s the day you finally fill out the paperwork and adopt a highway.
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By mitch on
8/10/2008 7:48 PM
Can you see me? Can you even see me, or am I an incredibly high-tech but spotty-in-patches invisible man?
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The Amherst Ghost IS HERE!!!
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Winning at Business
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My Four Cents: January Edition | | Got a great question from “Conflicted”, Tyler TX. I am in constant conflict with a co-worker. We are on the same level “in title”, but I’m much better looking. While she has a great personality, the only glaring defect I can see as a flaw would be a mole on her face that is shaped [...] | | 1/21/2012 3:37:43 AM |
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The Value of Getting Your Job On | | I'd much rather my co workers know that I was "Getting my staple on" rather than just "Collating some stuff".
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Implementing MegaWordz™ | | Delivering a "Presentation" has the potential to change hearts and minds. While giving a "Proposal" can bring in millions of dollars in billings. Consider the power then, when you deliver a Presen-Posal™ to a prospective client! | | 8/18/2011 1:22:20 AM |
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Dealing With Intellectual Superiors | | Every room has it–The smartest person in it. That person who interjects key insights into conversations, the one who knows what we need to do moving forward, or that guy who can explain what numbers are.
If you're like me then you want to be that person–in every room you enter, whether it be a keynote speech at a regional conference, or the bathroom of Clux Chicken and Pancakes.
With the Three Magic Words to Knock Smart People Down a Peg™ Strategy you can make sure that that's usually the case. | | 7/25/2011 12:48:40 PM |
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Winning with “The Cloud” | | Aside from the invention of computers–the rules for success in business haven’t changed in 200 years. Business is still about fostering relationships with customers, solving those customers’ problems about 65 percent of the time, and of course, contiuously striving to make yourself look much better than your coworkers so you can rise to the top [...] | | 5/3/2011 1:15:52 AM |
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RBi World Domination - Progress Report
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We've got a long road ahead of us... |
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Recent Forum Posts
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| RBi Lyric Leak? | I heard this song last night & now I'm gravely concerned that one or more RBi songwriters are moonlighting as overly clever lyricists for mainstream country douches. Fess up and share the royalities and we'll go easy on ya. Maybe they also want a really catchy song about pubery & deodorant?
"Online"
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| Mike Vick | | Let's discuss: Should Vick be suspended, released or electrocuted? | | 7/28/2007 10:58:04 AM |
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| Kevin's dream room | Dude, I know your type and love calling you out on it. You would not have lasted 30 seconds in'http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/11/AR2007051100439.html'> this interview. All your favorite comedy ladies - you wouldn't stand a chance.  | | 5/17/2007 3:48:14 PM |
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| Your best? Your worst? | | What would be the best, or worst possible band name?
And how would it rank compared to Reluctant Beating Incorporated? | | 5/13/2007 11:26:45 PM |
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| Birth Control, anyone? | | Somewhere, somehow, I remember recording an EP called the Birth Control EP. This was a collection of songs that somehow weren't good enough to go on the Family Planning album. Is reluctantbeating.com truly a complete resource for RBi songs with this omission? Well yeah, pretty much.
Here are some songs I remember from this classic:
The Catfish
That's Pretty Funny
Moonbow
there were others i swear. | | 4/16/2007 10:33:11 PM |
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