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How About That!

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Author:	matt	Created:	4/13/2007
Cause I been droppin boom Since you was cookin in the womb And I'll be jam-sniffin dudes When I'm lyin in my tomb

Life Imitates Art: Will the real Cornelius Hudson Hornwall please stand up? please stand up?

By matt on 10/9/2008

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Note to self: Bigfoot is not real

By matt on 8/19/2008

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From the "We don't need no stinkin credibility" department

By matt on 8/11/2008

Whoopee! We're all gonna die!

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Ice Ice Slamma!

By matt on 4/11/2008

Too bad. He had real potential.

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Life Imitates Art: Man Vs Crocodile Vs Co-Worker

By matt on 1/24/2008

Thanks a lot, "friend". I was just dealing with being bitten by a crocodile, but now I have a gunshot wound to worry about too.

(CNN) -- A man who rescued a co-worker from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia also accidentally shot him in the process, police said.

The two men were collecting crocodile eggs by a river bank in Australia's Northern Territory Tuesday when a crocodile grabbed Jason Grant by the lower right arm, a spokeswoman for the area police told CNN.

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The Amherst Ghost is upon us!

By matt on 1/3/2008

My dearest friends,

I write to inform you of the arrival of the latest offering in the RBi canon: The Amherst Ghost. Tis a woeful tiding, full of pricking hairs and shoddy construction. Were it not for the current bedevilment in which I be encased, I should choose not to render such a plainly ineffectual bloggestry. But alas! The Amherst Ghost hath rent my resistance limp.

Presently, I am huddled 'neath my desk, trying not to make a peep. I desire his ears remain ignorant of my presence! Shh! You fool! Not a peep, I say!

In all good conscience, I beg - nay! - I implo ... Read More »

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new album in the works - oh joy!

By matt on 10/10/2007

This is going to drop like a ton of chicken poo. I hope. Read More »

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Don't worry, kneeboarding is still cool

By matt on 10/3/2007

Just ask my friend Muffin Top: kneeboarding is back to stay.

Any other watersports I should try? I seem to to have mastered this one. Yawn..

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Why I love football season

By matt on 9/21/2007

Think about this song on Saturday... it might help you get through the hard times this season. Read More »

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Everybody do a Rain Dance!!

By matt on 9/14/2007

This is my rain dance. I'm doing this right now.

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The Amherst Ghost IS HERE!!!

Winning at Business

My Four Cents: January Edition

Got a great question from “Conflicted”, Tyler TX. I am in constant conflict with a co-worker. We are on the same level “in title”, but I’m much better looking. While she has a great personality, the only glaring defect I can see as a flaw would be a mole on her face that is shaped [...]

1/21/2012 3:37:43 AM

The Value of Getting Your Job On

I'd much rather my co workers know that I was "Getting my staple on" rather than just "Collating some stuff".

8/29/2011 1:22:49 AM

Implementing MegaWordz™

Delivering a "Presentation" has the potential to change hearts and minds. While giving a "Proposal" can bring in millions of dollars in billings. Consider the power then, when you deliver a Presen-Posal™ to a prospective client!

8/18/2011 1:22:20 AM

Dealing With Intellectual Superiors

Every room has it–The smartest person in it. That person who interjects key insights into conversations, the one who knows what we need to do moving forward, or that guy who can explain what numbers are. If you're like me then you want to be that person–in every room you enter, whether it be a keynote speech at a regional conference, or the bathroom of Clux Chicken and Pancakes. With the Three Magic Words to Knock Smart People Down a Peg™ Strategy you can make sure that that's usually the case.

7/25/2011 12:48:40 PM

Winning with “The Cloud”

Aside from the invention of computers–the rules for success in business haven’t changed in 200 years. Business is still about fostering relationships with customers, solving those customers’ problems about 65 percent of the time, and of course, contiuously striving to make yourself look much better than your coworkers so you can rise to the top [...]

5/3/2011 1:15:52 AM

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RBi World Domination - Progress Report

We've got a long road ahead of us...

Recent Forum Posts

RBi Lyric Leak?

I heard this song last night & now I'm gravely concerned that one or more RBi songwriters are moonlighting as overly clever lyricists for mainstream country douches. Fess up and share the royalities and we'll go easy on ya. Maybe they also want a really catchy song about pubery & deodorant? "Online"

10/14/2007 2:01:32 PM

Mike Vick

Let's discuss: Should Vick be suspended, released or electrocuted?

7/28/2007 10:58:04 AM

Dude Machine Scores Soundtrack

If I'm not mistaken, this is RBi Family Member The Dude Machine scoring this fine film.

6/28/2007 10:12:35 PM

Kevin's dream room

Dude, I know your type and love calling you out on it. You would not have lasted 30 seconds in'http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/11/AR2007051100439.html'> this interview. All your favorite comedy ladies - you wouldn't stand a chance.

5/17/2007 3:48:14 PM

Your best? Your worst?

What would be the best, or worst possible band name? And how would it rank compared to Reluctant Beating Incorporated?

5/13/2007 11:26:45 PM

Birth Control, anyone?

Somewhere, somehow, I remember recording an EP called the Birth Control EP. This was a collection of songs that somehow weren't good enough to go on the Family Planning album. Is reluctantbeating.com truly a complete resource for RBi songs with this omission? Well yeah, pretty much. Here are some songs I remember from this classic: The Catfish That's Pretty Funny Moonbow there were others i swear.

4/16/2007 10:33:11 PM

this thing is on, right?

i think it is.

4/16/2007 10:18:54 AM