By kevin on 9/24/2008 3:07 PM

By kevin on 10/18/2007 8:36 PM

1)  Never point a trumpet laser at anything you don't wish to destroy
2)  Always be pitch perfect
3)  Pray to Obi Wan that the androids don't invent youtube 20 years down the road.

 

By kevin on 7/18/2007 10:05 AM

Just when you thought the Guv'nuh from the great state of Denver was safe from The Emperor's reign....

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/13694630/detail.html

While we may not fully understand The Emperor or his attempt to overthrow our national government on Monday, allow me to take this opportunity to point out the few highlights of his actions:

1)  He had class.  The Emperor doesn't arrive in a t-shirt and shorts; he wears a tux.

2)  In addition to his loaded gun and hunting knives, he carried a set of cupped ear phones to protect his ears from the gunshots that were bound to ensue.

3)  The Emperor understood the value of investment in R & D and engineering.

An excerpt fro ... Read More »

By kevin on 5/24/2007 11:43 AM

This young woman is not only pretty; she's rather serious about preventing identity theft.

Over 9 million people fell victim to identity theft in 2006.  When is this trend going to stop, y'all?  Buck the trend!  If you're a victim of identi ... Read More »

By kevin on 4/25/2007 11:29 AM

Hey gang,

Spring and Summer are upon us and that means that you're probably getting ready to hit the road for a well-deserved vacation.  Stay safe out there.  Drive defensively and ideally take a car that doesn't look EXACTLY like a target.

What is this car saying to you?  That's right, "shoot me!"    If this car passed me on the interstate I wouldn't be able to control myself.  How could you not grab the nearest firearm and open up on this Buick??  Buckle up kids and drive a car that's statiscally ... Read More »

By kevin on 4/17/2007 11:38 AM

 Hey you, yes, you!  You know you're not the only one that knows how to ride a motorcycle; especially when it's sitting parked unattended and idling.  Sure you might save a few seconds by not having to kickstart your favorite hog when it's time to head back home but think about this:  A recent poll* suggests that the easiest way to get your motorcycle stolen is to park it with the keys in the ignition and a fine honey sitting in the sidecar.  An experienced motorcycle thief can swipe your idling Harley in a span of mere seconds!   The next time you run out to Harris Teeter to pickup a few sundries do the smart thing - turn off your ... Read More »