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By mitch on 12/18/2008 2:00 AM

The New York Times figured out the secret to showmanship by watching an elderly person sing some kind of ancient fugue.

 

 

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By mitch on 11/11/2008 3:14 PM

Looks like the Karate Kid is happening again.

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By mitch on 10/24/2008 4:20 PM

This story takes me back to the creation of RBI's first logo, made by carving the letters RBI crudely into a sponge and then inking it onto a shirt. I remember being every bit as surprised to see the backwards letters as this young lady must have been when she first unveiled her racist cheek art.

 

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By mitch on 10/5/2008 9:48 AM

This just in from an alternate universe: Introducing President Nancy Pelosi!


McCain-Obama tie possible in US presidential race

By Andy Sullivan

WASHINGTON, Oct 5 (Reuters) - What if it's a tie?

[Blah blah blah, then:]

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become acting president if neither chamber could settle on a president or vice president but she would have to resign her post.
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By mitch on 10/2/2008 2:57 PM

Sometimes it seems like everything you do is wrong.

But you certainly weren't wrong when you first heard Blind Melon and thought, "This is the song of the summer!"

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By kevin on 9/24/2008 3:07 PM

By mitch on 9/8/2008 5:12 PM

Oh Shit! The world might end soon. Also, check out the funny science rap!

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By mitch on 9/3/2008 2:40 PM

At least you’re not making minimum wage sitting in a dunking booth at a ragtag carnival outside a Sam’s Club.

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The Employee Rewards Program for Winners
Employee reward programs have become a necessary part of doing business these days. They’re not only an important part of keeping good talent working on your business, but a great way to foster a healthy, happy and PRODUCTIVE workplace. I’ve done a substantial amount of research on the topic, and have discovered a couple of [...]
6/8/2010 6:40:22 PM

Mastering Bring Your Pets to Work Day
Animals are cute. This is scientific fact. And it’s the major reason that the phenomenon of “Bring your pets to work Day” has become so popular in the past decade. But sadly, it’s turned into a cute-fest that does little for anyone’s reputation at work, especially if the only animal you own is a hedgehog [...]
5/28/2010 2:59:19 PM

Using “Problems at Home” as an Excuse for Verbally Abusing Co-workers
I’ve been getting a lot of e-mail asking if I knew a more acceptable manner in which to verbally abuse your co-workers. It’s a topic i’ve done extensive thinking on. In today’s post, I’d like to address some of my findings. While yelling is a highly effective action when it comes to create that climate of [...]
5/17/2010 4:45:24 PM

Strategies for Discipline in the Workplace
I was conversing with a co-worker yesterday about the challenge of office disciplinary actions. He wanted to get my take on it, and was specifically interested in how on earth I got away with actually paddling employees when they slipped up since it “seemed illegal”. We ended up having a robust conversation on the topic, [...]
4/6/2010 7:28:20 PM

Another Wildly Powerful Successtimonial™
In my continuing quest to overthrow the current business I work for, I waited patiently to make my next move. In this case, I took heed to the advice of a name change. After reading through the “Power of Names” revelation, I was moved and felt the need to take action. I was lucky enough to [...]
1/6/2010 8:15:44 PM
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RBi Lyric Leak?
I heard this song last night & now I'm gravely concerned that one or more RBi songwriters are moonlighting as overly clever lyricists for mainstream country douches. Fess up and share the royalities and we'll go easy on ya. Maybe they also want a really catchy song about pubery & deodorant?   "Online"
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Dude, I know your type and love calling you out on it. You would not have lasted 30 seconds in'http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/11/AR2007051100439.html'> this interview. All your favorite comedy ladies - you wouldn't stand a chance.
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