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By mitch on 12/18/2008 2:00 AM

The New York Times figured out the secret to showmanship by watching an elderly person sing some kind of ancient fugue.

 

 

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By mitch on 11/11/2008 3:14 PM

Looks like the Karate Kid is happening again.

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By mitch on 10/24/2008 4:20 PM

This story takes me back to the creation of RBI's first logo, made by carving the letters RBI crudely into a sponge and then inking it onto a shirt. I remember being every bit as surprised to see the backwards letters as this young lady must have been when she first unveiled her racist cheek art.

 

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By mitch on 10/5/2008 9:48 AM

This just in from an alternate universe: Introducing President Nancy Pelosi!


McCain-Obama tie possible in US presidential race

By Andy Sullivan

WASHINGTON, Oct 5 (Reuters) - What if it's a tie?

[Blah blah blah, then:]

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become acting president if neither chamber could settle on a president or vice president but she would have to resign her post.
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By mitch on 10/2/2008 2:57 PM

Sometimes it seems like everything you do is wrong.

But you certainly weren't wrong when you first heard Blind Melon and thought, "This is the song of the summer!"

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By kevin on 9/24/2008 3:07 PM

By mitch on 9/8/2008 5:12 PM

Oh Shit! The world might end soon. Also, check out the funny science rap!

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By mitch on 9/3/2008 2:40 PM

At least you’re not making minimum wage sitting in a dunking booth at a ragtag carnival outside a Sam’s Club.

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The 5-Min Thought Leader
Those who rise in the ranks of the business world do one thing well: They find a way to position themselves as something called a "thought leader". If you think they got that status without giving mind-expanding speeches at important regional conferences, you need to take a long awkward look at yourself in that wall of mirrors in your foyer.
2/27/2012 10:11:52 PM

My Four Cents: January Edition
Got a great question from “Conflicted”, Tyler TX. I am in constant conflict with a co-worker. We are on the same level “in title”, but I’m much better looking. While she has a great personality, the only glaring defect I can see as a flaw would be a mole on her face that is shaped [...]
1/21/2012 3:37:43 AM

The Value of Getting Your Job On
I'd much rather my co workers know that I was "Getting my staple on" rather than just "Collating some stuff".
8/29/2011 1:22:49 AM

Implementing MegaWordz™
Delivering a "Presentation" has the potential to change hearts and minds. While giving a "Proposal" can bring in millions of dollars in billings. Consider the power then, when you deliver a Presen-Posal™ to a prospective client!
8/18/2011 1:22:20 AM

Dealing With Intellectual Superiors
Every room has it–The smartest person in it. That person who interjects key insights into conversations, the one who knows what we need to do moving forward, or that guy who can explain what numbers are. If you're like me then you want to be that person–in every room you enter, whether it be a keynote speech at a regional conference, or the bathroom of Clux Chicken and Pancakes. With the Three Magic Words to Knock Smart People Down a Peg™ Strategy you can make sure that that's usually the case.
7/25/2011 12:48:40 PM
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I heard this song last night & now I'm gravely concerned that one or more RBi songwriters are moonlighting as overly clever lyricists for mainstream country douches. Fess up and share the royalities and we'll go easy on ya. Maybe they also want a really catchy song about pubery & deodorant?   "Online"
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